It’s funny sometimes the places that life (or for that matter, work) will take us. For myself this past week, work and a trade show was the culprit that landed me behind the walls of a frigid cold front on the outskirts of
Contrary to popular belief amongst my California friends, Canada is not a giant igloo encapsulated in ice blocks and unbearable temperatures. Southern Ontario, where I am located, does in fact get cold but offers an ebb and flow in nature’s thermostat, often providing sunny days that I call “crisp” but which are certainly manageable. Manitoba however (just one province to the West and up a “bit”) varies greatly in temperature…so greatly in fact that I learned by first hand experience there is a level of cold that exists in which Celsius and Fahrenheit equal each other – yes, unbelievable.
Along with my colleague Alison West, a native of Ontario , we hopped a direct flight on Monday from Toronto to Winnipeg where we rented a car and drove 2 hours west to a town titled no other than Brandon , Manitoba . The hilarity of the weather (when we arrived a brisk -30C) and the fact that we were staying in a Motel 6 off the main highway should have been comedic relief enough to warm our souls for the week but no…enter the small farming community’s signature tag line to entice tourists and thrill seekers alike to visit their sprawling metropolis – “You Belong In Brandon”. Now I’m not sure how the visitor’s board came up with this original and albeit catchy marketing scheme but I can assure you, they did not have my best interests in mind.
With all do respect to the people of Brandon , Manitoba , I’m sure your town is great in the summer but you can bet your farm I won’t be buying a winter home there anytime soon. Any area in which you have to plug in your car overnight to prevent it from freezing is, in my humble one-man opinion, just plain ridiculous.
One small uptake however was the ability to connect and spend time with some family in Winnipeg that I had never met. My great-grandparents on my mother’s mother’s side of the family ended up in Winnipeg after their departure several decades ago from the Azores islands. With my first meeting of my second cousins once removed, we were able to reminisce about the family, the old country and other traditions over homemade Portuguese wine and just a dab of moonshine (after experiencing their weather I can’t blame them for making their own booze in the basement).
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| Winterpeg, Manisnowba |
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| Yikes |
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| Mini Family Re-Union |




